You found me (not that I've been hiding) and, yes, I realize this page was built in Blogger, but I'm really not using it as a blog. Occasionally, I'll post a note in the space below, but not too often.

However, I do blog regularly and invite you to check it out. If you're looking for me, I'm probably logged in to Facebook right now. I also tweet a lot.

Twitter is where I make most of my noise...

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

11 things you should never touch

Established long ago, but worth documenting...there are 11 things you should never touch, under penalty of severe asskicking:

  • another man's food,
  • his hat,
  • his kids,
  • his woman,
  • his lawn,
  • his TV remote,
  • his tools,
  • his car,
  • his dog,
  • his genitals
  • and his beer

Hops & Hickory